Sections № 43, Unit 3 - ГДЗ по Английскому языку 7 класс: Биболетова (Учебник)

Sections № 43, Unit 3 из решебника ГДЗ на учебник (student's book) enjoy english по Английскому языку 7 класса от авторов М.З. Биболетова, Н.Н. Трубанева. Готовое домашнее задание актуально на 2012-2018 годы.

Have you got a sense of humour? Read the jokes and choose the joke you like best. Act it out with your partner.
“If there are any idiots in this room, will they please stand up,” said the teacher.
After a long silence, one first-year student rose to his feet.
“Now then, boy, why you consider yourself an idiot?” asked the teacher.
“Well, actually, I don’t,” said the student, “but I hated to see you standing up all by yourself.”
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Teacher: Tommy, why are you late for school today?
Tommy: Every time I come to a corner a sign says, “School. Go slow.”
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Father: Well, Bobby, I’ve talked to your teacher today. He doesn’t like your homework nor your classwork. Now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Bobby: I don’t know, Father.
Father (angrily): Oh, yes, you do. Think! When all the boys and girls are reading or waiting, who sits in class and only watches how other people work?
Bobby (happily): It’s our teacher, Father.